Instead of an overstuffed troll, such as this one:
For my fellow fab fluffies who do not always follow the latest trends on fashion, I want to introduce you to Cult of California. Designed by Jen Wilder, Cult of California is a new line of fashionable active wear; or as I call it Cat Walking till I'm skinny wear.( Did I just sound skinny?)
And since I am on this Cat Walking kick till my 30th birthday ( after which time I presume that I will just let myself go), I have found that I need pretty clothes to match my pretty face that motivates my pretty ass to get pretty skinny so that people can call me a pretty skinny bitch for at least once in my life. [That was a super long sentence.... so please imagine me pumping my inhaler at least twice during that mini rant.] I found that Cult of California is totally speaking to me in skank terms and I can't wait till my order comes in, which won't be till sometime in August ( Yes, they are so wonderfully skanky I PRE-ORDERED). So in the meantime let me show you what I am
This yellow top being worn by Rosie and that Trampilicious Blondie( I am sure that is her name by the way) person next to her. Totally loving that it will cover my amazing butt as strut around the track.
Isn't this top amazing? I am going to look so cute in it as I prance around with my Bestie Richard Simmons (in my head)... because, YES, I always ask my self W.W.R.T. (what would Richard think)
By the way, anyone else notice how my Rosie obsession has just become worse ever since I met her? Because I like to think I have totally stepped up my stalking game... or as Rosie calls it Love game ( she totally enabled me).
Until my next strut down the blogging cat walk, Tootles!
PS Special Thanks to Nichole Alex for allowing me to use her Full Figured Fashion Week pics.... and to the Cult of California Website for the Richard Simmons look that I stole off your website... don't sue me, I'm poor and you can only get donut compensation from me.