Dear Fluffatiers,
It has been awhile...too long perhaps. But hey they say distance makes the heart grow fonder, or at the very least the belly fuller from mistakenly misdiagnosing your lonely heart for an empty belly....what?Don't act as if I am the only one who did that.

Here's a picture to remind you who I am..... and why you love me

Anyways, my hiatus (that's what us famous folk call a vacation and/or stint in rehab) is over....and I'm back with more of my starved induced psychotic episodes normal-ness.... normalcy?<<<<< this should be an indicator of how un-normal I am... I can't even grammatically correct that sentence.
So here is a recap of what I have done while I have been away:

• I have gotten a new job.
• Moved to LA
• I totally missed writing about my donut rampage for National Donut Day.
• Had to dispose of my relationship with a weight loss acupuncturist who told me to stop eating cupcakes...... um isn't that what their detox tea is for? You know so I can binge and cleanse. (Yes, he was obviously a quack)
• I have realized I am 3 months away from turning 21 (again for the 9th time): Meaning I'm in full starvation mode. If you hear about a pretty zombie who is eating skinny bishes smothered onions (because obviously they are on the Atkins Diet) in LA... that's me.

Can't wait to hear about all your escapades.

Tootles and cupcakes,

Cynthia
The Long Lost Queen of the Cupcake People