For the rest of you, I will let you in on what I'm going to do when I become a Rich Bitch, thanks in advance mega millions.
1.With my first million I will be able to transplant my head on this body
|Like so, and yes I will walk around in this kind of attire ALL THE DAMN TIME.|
3. I haven't daydreamed this far out yet, but let's just say it will probably involve glitter, donuts, and a secluded Fluffy filled island for when I relapse..
By the way, did you know in Spanish they refer to winning the lottery as "pegale al gordo" (hit the fat man, as in strike it rich)....Again I will call this badgering of the fat people, and as compensation I will accept the millions on the fluffy army's behalf. You see how self-sacrificing I am?
Have you guys bought tickets? Besides giving me half of your cut...what other things would you do with so much money?
Rich Fluffy Bitch
PS do expect me act a complete mess when I win, wigs will be flying.