|At this point of my life I cared about books not looks.|
But seriously, how almost anorexic do I look?
What is this Broken Heart Empty Belly Diet?
Dieters are encouraged to go out and find the cutest piece of tail they can lay their eyes on (which means you have to be somewhat sober), fall madly in love, and then coax their beloved jerk to either a) Dump them on their Birthday, Valentine's Day, Christmas, birth of their love child day through text message or b) leave you for the dumbest person alive. Because nothing sends you into a horrible starving depression diet like the knowledge that the love of your life left you for a downgrade. As a side note: Husband if you are reading this, if you ever decide to cheat on me,(which I do not advise for your safety), it better be with Salma Hayek or Angelina Jolie....anyone else would be an insult...thank you. After a couple of weeks of dieting, Dieter's find a reduction in belly bloat
How does this diet work?
Back in my college days, when I lost weight (like
Are there downfalls?
Like many other diets, Dieter's do fall prey to failing if say for example: their new hot skanky body lands them a new hubba hubba with a six pack.....it will only lead you to eating your happiness away. Although, temporarily this diet is a good way to losing 200 lbs (in jerk weight) eventually it seems these dieters regain jerk weight or permanent weight via a life partner.
Happy Valentine's Day! I love each and everyone of you stalkers.
Once upon a time I weighed 5 lbs less
PS I think Jennifer Aniston and JLO have mastered this diet....just saying they keep it moving.