|The One And Only Cynthia Hudson|
Yes, I pretended to be a model the whole night...a fancy famous plus size model. And after a couple of photog moments with my adoring public, famous people started to come up to me. Famous people, such as one of those dudes from the Jersey Shore (they all look like Snooki to me...but this one was a dude...I am sure of it), came up to me and said something to the effect of: "Hey, haven't seen you in a long ass time!" (to his credit he was drunk. The kind of drunk where he sat down and repeated to himself "I'm wasted bro...f***k...yo seriously I had like a lot to drink" as some skinny bitch danced around him oblivious to the fact he found his red solo cup way more attractive than her. On a side note, can I tell you how good that drunk little man smelled...
he needs to bottle that smell.
Moving on, the night brought me a VIP seat with the likes of Brian McKnight...who is gorgeous in person, and whose voice sounds like how I imagine god sounds like. I also got to rub shoulders with MARIO freakin LOPEZ...yes AC SLATER , very briefly however....he might have been the only one on to my Plus Size Model scheme, but he was nice enough not to call me out (swoon) it might have been because he was memorized by model charm (apparently, I radiate).
This is just proof anyone can
By the way if you want to know how models prep for a big fancy premier, here is the inside candid scoop:
|I want to THANK Taco Nazo in Bellflower for providing my belly |
with yummy food and providing me with a bib. What it's a fish taco.... its healthy!
And because I am now famous I decided to give you the booty shot.
I am so loving this dress I got it at Macy's on sale for $40 during Black Friday 2011, it's from Alfani and it has pockets...who doesn't like pockets with their fancy dress? It also has this great gold zipper accent on the back you can't see...but trust me if the Famous Cynthia Hudson likes it...you will too.
My shoes were also Alfani (I use to work at Macy's, what can I say, I'm a sucker for their label), but these are from years ago.They're black on black suede with leather, cute in a retro kind of way.
The only pic I am missing is the one of my girdle, but its from Ardyss, if anyone wants one I have a friend who has the hook-up.(Just Saying)
Also as a side note, I do have to say that even without the girdle I notice the total of 14lbs I have lost with Sensa ( I see it in my face...they should invent girdles for faces)...but that's another post.
Cynthia Hudson...errr I mean Martinez
PS If anybody that took a picture with me as Cynthia Hudson wants to send me a copy, please do (I forgot my camera at home)