1. I'm dying of Hunger
2.Please send Food to the starving nation of Fluffatopia
3. My thighs hurt and feel like they're gonna fall off from doing that Tranny Queen's Pilate's video (which on a side note is more proof that working out can kill you)
4. Still hungry
Ok, I feel better now. (Still Hungry) Actually, for five seconds today I almost felt like all the donut starvation was worth it. This morning when I awoke and spent my first few moments with my evil ass wonderful family, I got a compliment..and here it is:
Mom: Are you losing weight? You look less chunky.
Me: ( thrown off by the compliment I decide to wait for insult)
Mom: No really..are you losing weight?
Me: ( Feeling safe) Well actually I did Pilate's yesterday...and I have been watching what I eat
Mom: Well, you can tell come here.
Me: (Flashes smile...walks over)
Mom: Oh wait on close up not so much...from far away though..you look good.
Me: (womp womp womp womp)
The moral of this story is: I'm still hungry, but on the plus side I look "less chunky" from approx 10 feet away.
On another note...I want to let you in on my vision. I will be revamping my site before New Years...so I will be blogging infrequently till then..and only to keep you posted on weight loss. On the plus side my new Redone site will be awesome if it comes out as planned think Vogue for Donut Eating Fluffies. Here's a sneak peak of things to come:
Wonderful Fluffy Pictures of me ( Cuz I know you love staring at me)
Fluffy Celebrity News (I think Fluffy famous people need more scandalous love)
Vlogs on my partnership w/SENSA Weight-Loss System
Songs from Fluff-Dizzle
Beauty Queen Problems ( it will document my journey to Queendom)
And as always stories from me and my Fat Girl Escapade moments.
I am so excited to be going in this direction, because for 1. you get more Fluffy...and I like to please and 2. Who doesn't want to read an online magazine about me? ( Did I mention enough me in here?)
On that note please don't steal my ideas....I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I think running an online magazine from jail is pretty hard...And having to track and kill you is more exercise than I want to do at this moment....I have no sugar strength.
Wishing everyone a safe weekend and doing my Beauty Queen Wave from 10 ft Away....Tootles..
Cynthia
Mom: Are you losing weight? You look less chunky.
Me: ( thrown off by the compliment I decide to wait for insult)
Mom: No really..are you losing weight?
Me: ( Feeling safe) Well actually I did Pilate's yesterday...and I have been watching what I eat
Mom: Well, you can tell come here.
Me: (Flashes smile...walks over)
Mom: Oh wait on close up not so much...from far away though..you look good.
Me: (womp womp womp womp)
The moral of this story is: I'm still hungry, but on the plus side I look "less chunky" from approx 10 feet away.
On another note...I want to let you in on my vision. I will be revamping my site before New Years...so I will be blogging infrequently till then..and only to keep you posted on weight loss. On the plus side my new Redone site will be awesome if it comes out as planned think Vogue for Donut Eating Fluffies. Here's a sneak peak of things to come:
Wonderful Fluffy Pictures of me ( Cuz I know you love staring at me)
Fluffy Celebrity News (I think Fluffy famous people need more scandalous love)
Vlogs on my partnership w/SENSA Weight-Loss System
Songs from Fluff-Dizzle
Beauty Queen Problems ( it will document my journey to Queendom)
And as always stories from me and my Fat Girl Escapade moments.
I am so excited to be going in this direction, because for 1. you get more Fluffy...and I like to please and 2. Who doesn't want to read an online magazine about me? ( Did I mention enough me in here?)
On that note please don't steal my ideas....I'm not a hundred percent sure, but I think running an online magazine from jail is pretty hard...And having to track and kill you is more exercise than I want to do at this moment....I have no sugar strength.
Wishing everyone a safe weekend and doing my Beauty Queen Wave from 10 ft Away....Tootles..
Cynthia
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| This will be me 6 months from now...eeek so excited |
If you get to be Donut Queen than I am claiming Churro Queen! And you look F.I.N.E. from up close. Can't wait to see your blog's new look!
ReplyDeleteWhy are you always so cool? Churro Queen... seriously you're like the Churro Empress. And thank you for the compliment..I have great friends because my momma is mean, lol
ReplyDeleteThis was a joy to read. I LOVE your sense of humor.
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Have a fabulous day.
Wow family can be so rude. My sister is like that too.
ReplyDeleteGreat post - and keep it up! You CAN do it :-)
I think your mom and my mom are related in second life - just sayin' ;)
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