Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Have A Fluffy Thanksgiving

In preparation for the much anticipated Operation Inhalation....(.i.e. Thanksgiving) I thought I would share with you some Fluffy Tips for making the most of this made for Fluffies occasion:

1.Decrease eating  a couple of days before Gobble Gobble day, this will maximize Gobble inhalation
2. Invest in some pajama jeans or fashionable sweat pants... stretch means more pumpkin pie. No need to stifle your belly with clothes that do not allow for expansion.
3. Wear your girdle early on in the day AND make sure ALL pictures of you are taken during this time. If you have to hide peoples camera's in order to create a safe eating place.....do it.
4.Quietly excuse yourself 5 minutes before dinner is served and take your girdle off in preparation of Operation Inhalation.
5. Eat all your carbs first...you know all the good stuff..don't ruin your appetite with protein and vegetables.
6. Eat to your Fluffy hearts content....because if you are insane like I am, you will be working it off on Friday while wrestling some little child to the ground for the last barbie doll. ( these children now a days have adult strength,  just FYI)


In other words Fluffatiers Thanksgiving is about the only day one get away with overdosing on food and it being cute so Gobble on!

Yup this is pretty much me on Gobble Gobble DaY


Wishing All  My Fluffatiers a Fluffy Thanksgiving,

Cynthia

9 comments:

  1. Not going to lie. I always complete step 5 lol.

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  2. Great advice excet for the working out part. This fluffy does not work out.

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  3. I do #1...have been starving myself all week. Now I am constantly in headache mode, but will feel less guilty when I have a second helping of gravy and ham. ;-)

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  4. I'm cracking up lol! My favorite is hiding other peoples cameras.

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  5. Thank you Ladies! And Tia Caro----no need for you to workout...I have the feeling that if you have the itch to workout it will be to throw a chancla

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  6. Love this so cute I'm going to eat so much protein that I'm going to be so stuffed for desert !!! The end

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  7. Oh haha very funny. Have a great Turkey day :-)

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