How Las Vegas Saved Me From A Life Bully

Ever had one of those moments when you feel like all important Life messages are being taped to the back of your shirt and all the other stuff is being written on your forehead or fivehead in Tyra Banks case? To be honest I feel like the last three years of my life I have been walking around with Don't Forget to Put on Clean Chonies tattooed to my well proportioned forehead and Don't Forget to Play the Following Winning Numbers Tonight taped to my gorgeous backside.

Yes, sometimes in life we get into ruts, but you can only walk around so far with a sign stuck to your back before people start to point and laugh at you for being clueless a Classy Super Star .I guess sometimes, no matter how much you want to see the signs the Universe is sending..you really don't get them until you are ready to actually SEE them.

This past weekend at the Latina Lifestyle Conference in Vegas...someone finally tapped me on the shoulder and said " foo you got shit on yo back"  "Queen Cynthia There is a Message for you"  Really it was more than one person the whole weekend..but I'm giving credit to Antonio Vega ..because he said "with every great failure comes great success"..And just at that moment something clicked in me and said "Oh My Baby Jesus...I am  motha freakin Oprah Right Now!"

Lately, All I have been focusing on..is all that I have been doing wrong...and never truly paying attention to the value of the lesson I was learning and how it was leading me to the life I am meant to live. More importantly for a person who was known for living in the moment of delusion..I found myself overwhelmed by the nitty gritty face of reality ( BTW..Why do all things reality suck so much? Case and point the reality show the Kardashians)

Anyways..I was able to figure out this weekend why I wasn't moving forward..and that was because I was harping so hard on my failures ...I couldn't plan my future. Ever had that problem...or does the Universe only seem to pick on me? Just wondering if I should file a formal complaint with the Universe's boss lady.

So I have decided to get my act together and move on from failures and embrace my success (another thing Mr. Vega taught me was speak it and you shall be...how amazing is he?). And here are the First 5 Fluffy Steps I am taking to Get My Life to together and just BE:

1. Getting My Blog the publicity it deserves..guess what you too can take part on this venture by letting your close friends, family, and random strangers know just how great I am.

You see...another thing I learned at the conference via @SolProfessionals was my blog was a vehicle to get me where I want to get...Guess Where I Want to GET???? On Oprah's Couch....so help me get noticed so that I can publish a book already. One way to do that is by liking me on Facebook.

2. Getting a J-O-B with steady income. Although, I like being a stay at home entrepreneur ...I can't feel confident in some of my ventures if I do not feel economically secure....Thus, if you need a multi-talented person in the Riverside area let me know.

3.I need to stop feeding bad behavior....In other words I can't give myself a cookie every time I do something wonderfully evil

4.I will focus more on the bigger picture and not so much on the itty bitty details. For example ..I don't wear chonies so why worry about them being clean?

5.I can't just set broad goals...I do have to set the steps to get there...Such as..can't just say I want to release 150 trillion pounds.. I have to say SENSA WEIGHTLOSS will help me release 150 trillion pounds....because they will...more to come on this story... so stay tuned for my Sensa Adventures.


What steps are you taking to get or maintain your life on Track?

These are just some of the Ladies helping to keep me on track from now on. Photo Credit Aggie Osuna (who looks like the tanned Sandra Bullock by the way)