Affirming my Fluff Release

So in true Fluffy form, I am trying out every method known to woman for my fluff  release endeavors that doesn't involve running after a carrot, or for that matter anything that makes a carrot the highlight of my day. And in order to avoid running after a carrot today, because it's hot and my lazy ass woke up too late to go for a morning walk before hell appeared on earth ( I live in the desert), I decided to write some affirmations.

For the few out there that may not be living by The Secret, affirmations are statements that are true, or will be true through positive thinking. Really, what's the harm, I write out a few statements , I repeat them to myself every day , and instead of looking like a crazy fat bitch talking to herself with no purpose. I will look like a insane sexy skinny bitch with a fluff release purpose.

So, I began writing, and I was going to have a theme: Affirmation by Raunchy Songs. But after a bad visual from an affirmation I wrote out of David Banner's Play song ( you know..work girl, I want to see that body sweat), I decided..I really shouldn't go there. So I opted instead for two simple affirmations, and here they are:

1. I am perfect and I have the perfect body, which looks like this

2. I can eat whatever I want such as all of this

because my body releases unnecessary weight effortlessly and quickly and I will continue to look like this

BTW, you can do these in every area of your life such as in marriage, career, training your moody obedient  puppy. And I have to say they work, affirmations are something I have done most of my overachieving life, and usually with great result, you just gotta believe that the hot skanky body is yours. So I will leave you with my mantra for the day: I am a hot skanky tramp...I am a hot skanky tramp.

Disclaimer: These pictures are not my own, they were mysteriously found on the hubby's pc. Bless him he's doing affirmation for me as well, via Vida Guerra ( the model pictured above)