So in true Fluffy form, I am trying out every method known to woman for my fluff release endeavors that doesn't involve running after a carrot, or for that matter anything that makes a carrot the highlight of my day. And in order to avoid running after a carrot today, because it's hot and my lazy ass woke up too late to go for a morning walk before hell appeared on earth ( I live in the desert), I decided to write some affirmations.
1. I am perfect and I have the perfect body, which looks like this
2. I can eat whatever I want such as all of this